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Thank you for reading.";		if(randoMess==6) noistring = " Coherence index "+Math.round(Math.random()*27)+" now in effect.";		if(randoMess==7) noistring = Math.round(Math.random()*100)+" percent of  readers believe these messages.";		if(randoMess==8) noistring = " Cognitive overload encountered in "+Math.round(Math.random()*15)+" seconds.";		if(randoMess==9) noistring = "This page has been accessed "+Math.round(Math.random()*975)+" times.";		if(randoMess==10) noistring = " This text contains "+Math.round(Math.random()*105+50)+" percent recycled content.";		if(randoMess==11) noistring = "Probability of closure now "+Math.round(Math.random()*125)+" % and rising.";		if(randoMess==12) noistring = "Probability of closure now "+Math.round(Math.random()*125)+" % and falling.";		if(randoMess==13) noistring = "Probability of closure now "+Math.round(Math.random()*125)+" % and steady.";		if(randoMess==14) noistring = "In a random sampling, " + Math.round(Math.random()*100)+" percent of  readers identified strongly with this character.";		if(randoMess==15) noistring = "There will be an inexcusable error in "+Math.round(Math.random()*71)+" seconds.";		document.write("<em>"+noistring+"</em>");	}	function advice(scope)	{			noisemes = new Array ("The texts change as you go.", "Let's <a href='javascript: qTransit(0)'>move the camera</a>.","Major objects in the panoramas are linked.", "Some of the language is randomly generated.", "Some of the language is not randomly generated.","Every word was chosen.","Path is pattern.","To move is to choose.","Do we have to make you a list?","Do you have a problem with noise?","Some objects occur in more than one world-state.","There are four states of this world.","Consider the color of the sky.", "Solve the mystery, save the <a href='javascript: qTransit(3)'>princess</a>.", "Save the mystery, solve the princes.", "The world is round; you may repeat yourself.", "Repetition in hypertext is not necessarily a vice.", "Links may cross state lines.",  "<a href='javascript: qTransit(0)'>Emily</a> is a film director", "<a href='javascript: qTransit(1)'>Emily St. Cloud</a> is dead.", "The <a href='javascript: qTransit(7)'>man in the library</a> has been condemned.", "The man in the library can't <a href='javascript: qTransit(13)'>remember</a>.", "Virtual reality has been used as an effective therapy for <a href='javascript: qTransit(16)'>burn</a> patients.","If you can read this, you too are close.", "You can't flow this thing; there's no flow chart.","You can end this.","You'll know when you're done.","Things will become clearer as you go.", "Please keep reading.","Not that any of this makes sense.","Count the dots.","The die is cast... repeatedly.");		randy=0;		randyOld = new Array (0,0,0,0,0,0);				document.write("<b>NOTES:</b><ol type='i'>");	for(i=1; i<(scope+1); i++)			{				noistring = "";								while((randy==randyOld[0])||(randy==randyOld[1])||(randy==randyOld[2])||				(randy==randyOld[3])||(randy==randyOld[4])||(randy==randyOld[5]))					{						randy = Math.round(Math.random()*(noisemes.length-1));					}					for(n=5; 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Gutenberg...","Herv&eacute; Villechaize...", "Renfro Burbage, Jr...", "Francis Xavier Bushman...", "Mrs. Leonard Nimoy...", "Calliope Fong Martindale...","Truman Starr...","Natalie Ventricle...","Merry Sunshine...","Father Ezekiel Manfish...", "Terence Barbarossa...", "Melissa Manchester...", "Mao P. Nixon...", "Boethius Vanderbilt...", "Bert Parks the Younger...","Carrie Snodgress...", "O.S. Carom-Sullivan...","Japonica Ferrule...", "Mr. Goliath Winterthur...","Inspector 404...","Tom the Trailblazer...","Myron Sturtevant the Swamp Vole...","Your identical cousins...","The Invisible Girl...","Miss North Dakota, 1977...","Dave and the Disappointments...","Dr. Slote Stone...","Reverend Dale Massif...","Sister Magoo...","Joe Liver...","Susan Bourbon Pottifer...","Reg Dwight...","Llewellyn N. Wellington...","Penelope Slaughter...","Ricardo Montalban...","Dennis Pendennis...","Dr. Elvis Leavis...","Massachusetts DeVries...","Nils Wilson...","Baxter Breedlove...","Marko Spiculata...","Spam McManus...","Spoot Karinsky...","Buddy and the Reptiles...","Bunny Offenbach...","Vyvyan Troff...","John Cameron &Uuml;berholtz...","The Windhover twins...","<a href='javascript: qTransit(0)'>Emily St. Cloud</a>...");	randy = 0;	randyOld = new Array (0,0,0,0,0,0);	noistring = "";		for(i=0; i<scope; i++)		{				while((randy==randyOld[0])||(randy==randyOld[1])||(randy==randyOld[2])||				(randy==randyOld[3])||(randy==randyOld[4])||(randy==randyOld[5]))					{						randy = Math.round(Math.random()*(noisemes.length-1));					}					for(n=5; n>-1; n--)						{							randyOld[n] = randyOld[n-1]							}					randyOld[0] = randy;					noistring = noistring+noisemes[randy]+" ";		}	}